By
Penny Zeller
I love the things kids say (and write!) I've
been known to chronicle some of the hilarious spelling sentences my
grade-school children have written for their homework assignments on Facebook.
Here is a compilation, in no particular order, are 13 of the "best of the
best" guaranteed to make you laugh taken directly from the real-life
spelling sentence notebooks…
1. She did not
know that they do mathematics in the Delaware militia.
2. The tranquil
tortoise uniquely remembers going to a unique university in a different
universe to learn how to use a vacuum.
3. The mischievous
lieutenant (who had been causing mischief), caught pneumonia a day before he
had to pay the mortgage.
4. She is afraid
the physician will persist with insistence that she get a porcelain cat.
5. The literate
mayor will carry a sapphire into a quagmire.
6. One potato
makes a whole plate of french fries.
7. The fierce
flies forgot about the giant foot and their guide got stepped on. (This
one came complete with an illustration!)
8. The mayor
looked awfully suspicious when we found him adjacent to the butte in our
backyard.
9. The book which
you just read (the one that gave you a headache) is substantial.
10. The elephant
will be frightened by everybody in the grocery store.
11. The cashier
was courteous enough to give me a free chicken.
12. The
president's spontaneous reaction while trying taxidermy while eating was not
pleasant. (He threw up).
13. The laborious
cavalier has a quarrelsome leopard that eats dandelions.
Penny Zeller is the author of seven books and numerous magazine
articles. She is also the author of the blog "A Day in the Life of a Wife,
Mom, and Author" where she also provides weekly doses of inspiration and
humor, along with movie reviews from a Christian worldview, and interviews with
some of her favorite author friends.
When she's not writing, Penny enjoys spending time with her family
and camping, hiking, canoeing, and playing volleyball.
Please visit Penny Zeller at….www.PennyZeller.com
9 comments:
Thank you so much, Lisa, for having me as your guest! Have a fantastic rest of your week.
Blessings,
Penny Zeller
Thank you for sharing, Penny!
Blessings and a high five swing from Fliterary!!
Oh, those are hilarious! And your girls have quite the vocabulary, penny!
Theresa, I'm so grateful Penny shared with Fliteary. We'll be posting another fun one from her in the next few weeks!
Oh my word, that's funny! But I would really like to know where that nice cashier is so I can get a free chicken?! Very, very cute. Thanks for the laugh!
Amanda, aren't those cute! I so enjoy the precious things children say and write.
Kudos to Penny for sharing!
Thank you, Theresa! Yes, my girls can come up with the funniest things! When my oldest was in first grade, her best sentence ever was: "I am 10 and my daughter is 8." LOL!
LOL, Amanda! I would love to know where that cashier is who gives out the free chickens too! Thank you so much for stopping by. It's great to see you!
Too fun, Penny! So glad I got to read them! Loved it!
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